tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17857437.post4412761590137077918..comments2023-04-01T03:17:24.395-07:00Comments on Lady Jane Scarlett's Den: The First EVA LOLManxLady Jane Scarletthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16743082543888658245noreply@blogger.comBlogger6125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17857437.post-14989197404839281612007-07-31T09:25:00.000-07:002007-07-31T09:25:00.000-07:00Do you know what the difference is between cats an...Do you know what the difference is between cats and Democrats?<BR/><BR/>Actually, I don't. I was hoping you knew. <BR/><BR/>I CHALLENGE you to come up with a great punchline for that joke and post it here and on Monkey Barn. <BR/><BR/>This is not a "tag," because I don't believe in shit like that. It is merely a taunt. <BR/><BR/>Love, <BR/><BR/>MeHyperionhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09918089288365164048noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17857437.post-1630364319206951182007-07-31T06:39:00.000-07:002007-07-31T06:39:00.000-07:00Francis, I'm so glad that you have taken the task ...Francis, I'm so glad that you have taken the task of typing for Howie! He is very excited to see you soon and show you all of his new nocturnal activities!Lady Jane Scarletthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16743082543888658245noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17857437.post-29829383895305903392007-07-30T16:41:00.000-07:002007-07-30T16:41:00.000-07:00Quoth the cat:"Feeder 1: My demands of unlimited k...Quoth the cat:<BR/><BR/>"Feeder 1: My demands of unlimited kitty crack have *not* been met.<BR/><BR/>Furthermore, you have been disturbing my nefarious nocturnal activities with your persistent sleep. I insist that you cease and desist from such lack of activity. To help you on your path to kitty-reverence-recovery, I will proceed to cover the bathroom floor in Kitty Litter. Eventually you will succumb to my efforts, and the bathroom will be mine. If only I had a flag with which to stake my territory...<BR/><BR/>Let's not get off the point here. I am not amused. There must be *more* lying in the grass, pretending to be terrified of any living creatures larger than a gnat, and *less* of the noisy carpet-sucking device.<BR/><BR/>That is all. Now go fill my bowl and take yourself for a walk."<BR/><BR/>That kitty is a real taskmaster.Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12835186786795144852noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17857437.post-18248281768409410132007-07-27T09:45:00.000-07:002007-07-27T09:45:00.000-07:00cute little bugger.cute little bugger.Dragonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17683398348383233080noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17857437.post-37671800663277118302007-07-27T07:24:00.000-07:002007-07-27T07:24:00.000-07:00Nahhh, he loves all the attention (and extra kitty...Nahhh, he loves all the attention (and extra kitty treats and outdoor time)Lady Jane Scarletthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16743082543888658245noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17857437.post-38912385123267962562007-07-26T20:00:00.000-07:002007-07-26T20:00:00.000-07:00poor Howie is now being exploitedpoor Howie is now being exploitedSparky Duckhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10599649584020982942noreply@blogger.com