Anyone, anyone?

C'mon baby, twist and shout your way over to International ____ Day and check out what your favorite doctor pirate has in store for you on June 1st!
:)

Monkeying around

I contribute to the Monkey Barn, it's great fun to blog with people who are fun and think in ways that are both alike and very different from me. We're on hiatus until the Barn Overlord (Hyperion) decides to let us play again. Bummer, indeed. To honor the temporary passing, and alleviate my high level of boredom, I thought it'd be fun to make a top 10 list of sayings that incorporate the word "monkey". And I'm currently listening to the Dead ("Looks like Rain", natch).

The ass-kicking top ten phrases/sayings that use the word "monkey" are...


10. Monkey Business:



9. Monkey see, monkey do:



8. Spank the monkey: no picture necessary
7. I'll be a monkey's uncle
6. "Why can't you do it? Why can't you set your monkey free? Why can't you do it? Do you love your monkey or do you love me?" (George Michael):
Hee hee hee. In light of (curious) George's escapades, these lyrics are tragically hip.

5. More Fun than a Barrel of Monkeys

4. "Oh boy, the monkey is going to pay." (The Simpsons, 32 Short Films About Springfield)

3. Monkey on your back

2. Hey, Hey, We're the Monkees, and people say we monkey around

yeah, you knew this was coming...but who doesn't love "Sprockets"??

1.Vould you like to touch my monkey? Touch him! Love him!


OK, now I am as happy as a little girrrrllll.

Chow and Gatty five, :) LJS

Evil Sith Queen

Today's it is cold and rainy, and I was wearing my raincoat with the hood on it. For some reason, I was thinking that I could easily be an evil sith queen because I already have the forebearing hood. I was even walking to the "Star Wars" theme too. My first item of business would be to eliminate all furry rodents from Canada, and use them in my evil experiments.
So, if you ever need a pirate doctor ala evil Sith queen, you know where to go. Admit it...a Sith pirate would kick ninja ass any day of the week and twice on Sunday.

The force is strong with this one.

Orange food bender

Some people have "orange food days", I'm on an orange food bender. Seriously. I made a batch of Dragon's fine carrot soup with orange and tarragon on Saturday. So I am now enjoying the final tasty bits of that for lunch. And, orange candy after the race on Saturday, soup on Saturday, orange juice with breakfast, cheese and crackers for lunch, soup yesterday. I just hope I don't turn orange, like I've had an attack of self-bronzer.
I wonder what a purple food bender would be like. Ideas? And, does red wine count since the grapes were purple at one point??