29 July 2008

Say it aint so Jack, I love you

Did Jack White just jump the shark?? Noooooooooo!!!! (although the song will be kick-butt, I'm sure)

For him, it's been downhill after our painful separation. But, alas, our love was not meant to last. Here's us in happier times.


Dragon said...

How is that bad?

Hyperion said...

Jack's a poser; you're better off.

If I had to take one of the Whites, I'd take Meg.

In fact, I'll go you one further. The following is a partial list of the people named "White" I'd take over Jack:

1. Wendy White, former professional tennis player
2. Thomas White (1593-1676), Catholic philosopher
3. James White (musician), New York jazz-funk musician
4. Frederick D. White
5. David Patillo White
6. Edward Higgins White - Astronaut
7. Andy White
8. Bill White (neo-Nazi)
9. James \"Deacon\" White (1847-1939) - star baseball player of the 1870s and 1880s
10. Jimmy White, English professional snooker player
11. Alan White (b. 1949), drummer from the band Yes
12. Joe White
13. John White (footballer), English football (soccer) player
14. Betty White (b. 1922)
15. John White (loyalist)
16. Steven R. White (born 1959) American physicist
17. Sammy White (1894-1960)
18. Peter White (broadcaster), a presenter on BBC Radio Solent and BBC Radio 4.
19. Brian White (British politician)
20. Walter Francis White
21. William Allen White
22. John White (Kentucky politician), (1802-1845), Speaker of the United States House of Representatives
23. Sheila White (b. 1950)
24. Frank White (US Treasurer) (1856-1940), also American soldier & N. Dakota politician
25. Peter White (musician), smooth jazz guitarist
26. John H. White, African American photographer, winner of the Pulitzer Prize
27. Alan White (b. 1972), former drummer from the band Oasis
28. Colin White (ice hockey)
29. Byron White, College football hall of fame inductee and Associate Justice of the Supreme Court of the United States
30. Randy White (basketball)
31. Barclay White (1821-1906), Superintendent of Indian Affairs during the administration of American president U. S. Grant
32. Gilbert White (1720-1793), English naturalist
33. John White (Australian politician), member of the Tasmanian state parliament, (1986-1998)
34. John White (surgeon) (1756-1832), Surgeon-General of New South Wales
35. Randy White (football player)
36. Ron White (b. 1956)
37. Frank Durward White (1933-2003), Arkansas governor
38. Carrie White - title Character from the Stephen King novel and movie Carrie.
39. George Stuart White, British general
40. Martha White
41. Todd White, ice hockey player
42. John White (Halton County) (1811-1897) Canadian politician
43. Thomas E. White, (b. 1943), 18th United States Secretary of the Army
44. Sammy White (1928 - 1991) a MLB catcher
45. Mark White
46. Curtis White
47. Edmund White
48. Gilbert F. White (1911-2006), American geographer
49. Henry Luke White (1860-1927), Australian grazier and ornithologist
50. Paul Dudley White (1886-1973), cardiologist
51. The Whites, (1980s country music vocal group)
52. Jack White, anarchist and founder of the Irish Citizen\'s Army
53. Danny White, NFL football player
54. John White (squash player)
55. Kevin White (athletic director)
56. Peter White (hockey)
57. Tony Joe White, a singer and songwriter
58. Bill White, former baseball player and National League president
59. Bill White (mayor)
60. Sammy White (born 1954) a NFL wide receiver
61. Barry White (1944-2003), soul and disco music singer
62. Horace White (writer) (1834-1916) Journalist and financial writer
63. James White (politician) (1749-1809) - Member of United States Congress
64. Portia White, a Black Canadian singer
65. Elizabeth Coleman White (1871-1954), pioneered the development and commercialization of the cultivated blueberry
66. Patrick White
67. Thomas White (1685 to 1690), Bishop of Peterborough
68. Denny White
69. Michael White (journalist)
70. Devon White (baseball)
71. William Thomas White
72. Horace White
73. Timothy White
74. T.H. White, author of The Once and Future King.
75. Leslie White
76. Samuel Albert White (1870-1954), Australian ornithologist
77. George Henry White, North Carolina politician
78. Brian J. White (b. 1975)
79. Francis Buchanan White (1842-1894), Scottish botanist and entomologist
80. William Alanson White (1870-1937), American alienist
81. Frank White (baseball)
82. George White, Ohio politician
83. Brooke White (b. 1983), singer-songwriter and American Idol contestant
84. James White (fighter pilot) (1893-1972), World War I Royal Naval Air Service fighter ace
85. Sandra White
86. Ellen G. White, Prophetess and major leader of the beginnings of the Seventh-day Adventist Church
87. Onna White, choreographer and dancer
88. William Henry White
89. Erin White
90. Randy White (porn star)
91. Karen Malina White (b. 1965)
92. Stanford White, an influential turn of the century architect and member of the firm McKim, Mead, and White.
93. William Allen White
94. John White (administrator) (1946–), Commissioner of British Antarctic Territory and British Indian Ocean Territory, (1998–2001)
95. Francis S. White (1847-1922), US Senator from Alabama
96. John (Jack) Cornish White (1891-1961), England cricket captain
97. Charlie White (figure skater), American ice dancer
98. Rodney White - US basketball player
99. Douglas White
100. Fuzz White
101. Kelli White
102. John White (Hastings County) (1833-1894) Canadian politician
103. Jack White, First World War Victoria Cross recipient
104. Ryan White
105. Warren White
106. Cameron White, Australian cricketer
107. Margaret Bourke-White
108. Ellen G. White
109. Peter White, Canadian parliamentarian
110. Reggie White NFL Hall of Famer
111. John White (surveyor), (c.1540 - c.1618), governor of the first British colony in the Americas
112. Leon White
113. Ethel Lina White
114. James White (author) (1928-1999) - author of science fiction novellas, short stories and novels
115. Terence Charles \'Snowy\' White, guitarist
116. Jeff White
117. Bukka White
118. Jamie White - radio host
119. Edward Douglass White
120. Brian White (Canadian politician)
121. Karyn White, (1980s-90s R&B singer)
122. Rick White
123. Faye White (born 1978), English football player
124. Charmaine White Face
125. Sir Thomas White, founder of St John\'s College, Oxford
126. Stewart White
127. William Henry White (politician)
128. Alice White (1904-1983)
129. Tim White (anthropologist), American paleoanthropologist and professor
130. Kevin White (mayor)
131. John Franklin White (1863-1961) Canadian politician
132. Andrew Dickson White, US diplomat and co-founder of Cornell University
133. Vanna White
134. Shaun White, Olympic Gold Medalist
135. Frank G. White (general) (b. c.1916), American major general
136. Hugh L. White
137. Ted White
138. E. B. White
139. Joseph Blanco White
140. Harry Dexter White
141. Jaleel White (b. 1976)
142. Steven White (born 1981) American baseball player
143. James White (general) (1747-1821), American pioneer who founded Knoxville, Tennessee
144. Randy White (politician)
145. Maurice White, Earth, Wind & Fire\'s leader
146. James White (basketball) - US basketball player
147. James White (theologian), Consultant on the NASB committee
148. Pat White, American football quarterback
149. Brian White (hockey)
150. Dan White
151. Jeordie White, (musician) Bassist for Marilyn Manson and A Perfect Circle
152. Carrie C. White
153. Julian White
154. Theodore White
155. Michael White (politician)
156. Samuel White, American lawyer and politician
157. Frank White (UK politician) (fl. 1970s), British politician
158. John White (composer)
159. Doug White (news anchor)
160. James Springer White, husband of Ellen G. White and co-founder of the Seventh-day Adventist Church
161. Eden White, New York Singer/Songwriter
162. James White (Scottish politician) MP for Glasgow, Pollok before 1987
163. Joseph Blanco White
164. Steve White (Baptist pastor and Lexicographer), started Grace Baptist Church, Surrey, BC. Canada; authored \"White\'s Dictionary of the King James Language\"
165. Frank White (fictional character) - lead character, played by Christopher Walken, in the 1990 motion picture King of New York.
166. William Lindsay White

Dragon said...

Dude's got way to much time on his hands. :)

Lady Jane Scarlett said...

Indeed Dragon!

Lady Jane Scarlett said...

Dragon: Duran Duran aside, it seems like doing a James Bond theme is career killing. I *heart* the WS, so I hate to see this happen.

Hyperion: I think you are simply being contrary. Boo on you.

Hyperion said...

Read Chuck Klosterman's interview with The White Stripes, and tell me you don't do a 180.

Lady Jane Scarlett said...

{yawn} the opinions of yet another post-modern, solipsistic, "writer" making his living dissecting trends in pop culture does not amuse me.

What a turkey, this one is.