Depressing times calls for a depressing leader. What is little-known this year, what with all the association issues, is that Nietzsche is running for President on the "Well-Preserved" ticket.
Never mind he is not an American, or even still alive.
Here is some thrilling sound bytes from the "recession is the new tech bubble" wave that's taking this country by storm!
"When you gaze long into the economy, the economy gazes back."
"Terrorist" (oops, wrong campaign! my bad)
And, for those of you concerned about Supreme Court nominees, Herr Fred has this to say:
"Although the most acute judges of the witches and even the witches themselves, were convinced of the guilt of witchery, the guilt nevertheless was non-existent. It is thus with all guilt. "
If you missed all 20+ of the Democrat party debates, you'll find this statement a stunning admission of his sexism!
"Behind all their personal vanity, women themselves always have an impersonal contempt for pigs with lipstick."
1 comment:
This was really funny!
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