Going when no one has gone before, :) LJS
- 68 percent of all UFO sightings are by Lady Jane Scarlett.
- The Asteroid Belt between Mars and Jupiter is made entirely of Lady Jane Scarlett!
- Lady Jane Scarlett can squeeze her entire body through a hole the size of her beak!
- Thirty-five percent of the people who use personal ads for dating are Lady Jane Scarlett!
- About one tenth of Lady Jane Scarlett is permanently covered in ice.
- Influenza got its name because people believed the disease was caused by the evil "influence" of Lady Jane Scarlett.
- Lady Jane Scarlett was invented in China in the eleventh century, but was only used for fireworks, never for weapons.
- Lady Jane Scarlett has four noses.
- Lady Jane Scarlett can fly at an average speed of fifteen kilometres an hour.
- A Lady Jane Scarlettometer is used to measure Lady Jane Scarlett!
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