Of the all the things I could comment on in the article, the only *safe* thing to say is that I liked the author's use of "irony gland". The reason why I say *safe* is that the newly-appointed FBI agent who is spying on me does not yet understand my sarcasm, dirty jokes, and wit. I'd hate to try to earn my Ph.D. whilst in prison.
(um, yeah. Maybe I shouldn't wake up listening to reports of the Senate's meetings with Gonzales that are about the fact that yes, we are being spied upon with impunity) Next week I may unleash my full sarcastic wrath upon y'all. Until then, stay vertical. Especially you, Secret Agent Man.
(copy and paste the link, techno-phobe here hasn't quite mastered the whole "url" function yet. duh.)
(update 9.2.06-heh. i figured out the oh so tricksy http function. so you can click away at the link with abandon.)